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Official Ministry of Covid Compliance Seals of “Approved” and “Not Approved”

May 14, 2020

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This website is dedicated to providing services and value to its readers. With the confusion, political turmoil, and economic chaos in the current covid compliance climate, and the strong feelings on both sides of the debate, we are providing bloggers, writers, and meme creators an opportunity to clearly distinguish the covid content stories out there so that readers can more easily organize their binge surfing and know exactly the type of message to which they are exposing themselves.

After all, how could we possibly understand anything we are reading or being told if we don’t know whether we have permission to believe it in the first place? In addition, these can serve as de facto “trigger warnings” to reduce the number of enraged trolls and commenters who can’t believe anyone dares to express an opinion different than their own. These are genuine time savers, and while this article certainly is not approved by the Ministry of Covid Compliance, the Ministry still must recognize the value of these seals (Yes, they have permission to use them too).

First, feel free to download and use the following seal on information that is approved by your local Ministry of Covid Compliance. When discussing the upside of lockdowns, economic destruction, social distancing, and flatlining the economy, this seal should be added, just so that everyone will know those messages are “Approved”:

For those a bit more rebellious out there and not willing to settle for the Civilian Covid Compliance Plan (CCCP) where you live, the following seal of “Not Approved” is for you. Maybe you have independent, scary messages, thoughts or observations. You can use this seal and it will serve as a trigger warning for those who don’t want to know anything the Ministry of Covid Compliance hasn’t already approved:

Finally, if the colors on either one of these are two binary options are too harsh and bold, and perhaps you are simply looking for more subtly in the messages you share and promote on Facebook, Twitter, and elsewhere, you can use the following grey-scale seal, and a politician seal which just says “Approved”:

You are welcome, please use wisely…

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